You are not alone out there! There are plenty of people like you, at least in some way or another. And if you like to get together with some of those like-minded people, you might try joining, or creating a club. And when you have your club, you'll probably want a domain name, which is where this promotion comes in.
From May 1 through May 31, 2017, new .club domains will be just $1.99* for the first year and then $13.43* at A rates after that.
What's your .club?
*Prices in USD. See .club pricing page for local prices.